Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Ginger The Food-Jacker



To those of you who've seen and/or played with my dog, Ginger. Indeediously, she is one sneaky conniving little runt. There have been multiple incidents where she's stolen food from us.

Incident #1: My Mom had a chicken thigh that she forgot in her purse(Lol, uhm.. yeah.. Idk why either.) So my Mom does her usual routine, puts her purse in her room and then whatever. Ginger like's to hide and sleep under my Mom's bed. Little did my mom know.. while she was cleaning Ginger came up on that piece of chicken.

Incident#2: On Chinese New Year's we always have to put these rice cakes infront of the shrine. My brother walked in on Ginger tearing that rice cake up.

Incident#3: My Mom left out Spring Rolls earlier that night, My Brother's fatass always goes into the kitchen for a (very) late mid-night snack. What did he see? Ginger on top of the dinner table stealing Spring Rolls. Shneaky shneaky.

Incident#4: My sister was eating a Vietnamese Sandwich and I needed help for something so she came over to help. When she went back to her room, a sandwich that was bitten only TWICE? GONEZO.

Incident#5: My Sister comes over to tell me something. Once again eating a Vietnamese Sandwich and once again left it on her bed. Once again, Rachael got swooped by ginger. That explains why she burped in my face and smell's like onion's.


- Don't let this face fool you. She's always on the prowl.